Fire Cannot Kill a Lesbian

Sep 30

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spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

(via catchyoulatertimeboy)

plaideangel:

plaideangel:

thewifeofloki:

what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid

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this one does

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oh shit

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wHAT

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CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT

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chick magnet

(via quinnisapressedlemon)

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

(Source: internetqueers, via daryldixiepixie)

SCREAMING I’M SO IN LOVE WITH BETTE AND DOT

oh my god so normally I’m pretty tolerant of annoying people (in the real world at least) but there’s this ONE GIRL in one of my classes who is just like everything I find irritating about Tumblr all rolled into one nails-on-a-chalkboard person and everytime she talks I repress the urge to just scream “NOBODY CARES” and I’m an awful person

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

(via a2id)